Sunday, December 28, 2014

.:. Cuffing Season... .:.

...Cuffing season is upon us.No key required. Her cuffs were made for me. No need to be lashed by the fifth to the head, she's no double-bagger. She's the ladder to these heaux, even when she's got a ladder. Magic stick? Check! Magic hat? Check! How will I perform this trick...


Tuesday, December 23, 2014

.:. Vinyl Floors... .:.

...Boom! Collateral damage happens when declaring war on top of vinyl floors, getting guts ironically felt cool and relaxing. No lemon squeezing off laptops in the kitchen this time :D...


Wednesday, December 17, 2014

.:. Withdrawal... .:.

...Life should be easy but easy can be hard. I sharked my Sheila out her clothes and into something to relax the raw jaw and jilt. She is my butterscotch-chippy-butter-bags cake...


Monday, December 15, 2014

.:. The Art of... .:.

... There is an art to living wealthy and free that I have not mastered....yet. Happiness is just a velvet rope away, and passing that threshold would feel like a money shot. Recounting stories of late night texts transforming into narratophilia,  trade off about high nooners, our lemons and licorice yearn for the moment to taste. When we meet we become lost in face.


.:. Follow Me... .:.

...And I will tell you my story. I've been known to have honey in the hips, stumbled onto a hen night, even made a couple girls lose the plot. Yet some how I've always managed to avoid any real consequences, I guess because I've been selective and strayed away from the merry-go-round . Nonetheless, take a ride with me and lets see if there is something you can learn from me...


Thursday, November 27, 2014

.:. Hello My Name Is Tona .:.

..."I am a fictional hopeless romantic character living in a world where love and art combine into a visual masterpiece. Follow my sexcapades as I maneuver and learn about sex, love and sandwiches."

"Keep It Growing"